don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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