I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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