he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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