the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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