so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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