I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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