I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Randomize
