accomplished twins. life is a go
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I'm like, not good at living.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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