I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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