Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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