Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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