This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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