god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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