Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
handjob tips. give me some.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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