Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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