I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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