Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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