Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
this must be what syphilis tastes like
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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