So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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