some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
We left an ass print on the piano.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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