I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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