Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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