i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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