he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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