nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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