NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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