Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Found your dick twin last night
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Let's get the cat blown out
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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