summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
dude. I can hear the air.
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