So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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