Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Your dad touched me again.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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