I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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