i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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