I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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