i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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