so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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