Me. At least after what I've been through.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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