and you said cock pushups were impossible
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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