I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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