i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
