Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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