are you still at the devil's house?
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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