I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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