zippers are such a cool invention
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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