get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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