When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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