We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
i think i just lost a toe
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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