There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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