Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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