Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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