She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I just want to make out with him forever
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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