Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
i think im in europe. pls send help
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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