do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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