it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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