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(203): View more from Connecticut

wake up i wanna do it froggy style

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(502): View more from Kentucky

battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.

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(309): View more from Illinois

why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??

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(901): View more from Tennessee

i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life

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(419): View more from Ohio

I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Jesus...So southern.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.

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(614): View more from Ohio

It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other

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(516): View more from New York

It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair

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