Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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